Usaha Tangga Kejayaan

This morning, after dropping my Darling off at his office, I drove to mine at a lazy pace. Somewhere along the way, a few cars overtook me. None of them looked familiar. So I just assumed they were all strangers. But I was wrong. As I was making a left turn into the compounds of my office, I saw this one car that overtook me earlier. It made a stop just outside the main gate. I am not the busy body type actually. Hehe. Tapi bile aku belok masuk gate tu, kepala aku terpusing ke arah kete yg disebutkan tadi. And I thought I saw someone really familiar coming out of the very unfamiliar car. I was right. It was Mr. PrM. He was with a gorgeous and hot looking woman. Aku ni seorang yg baik sangka. Cewah. I was telling myself, lawa nye la bini dier ni although I was a bit suspicious, I kept that good thought in my head until I reached my workstation and saw my gossip partner. Haha.

Me : Eh, M. Aku bukan la nk mengumpat pagi2 ni kn. Tapi aku ade soklan aku nk tanye kt kau.
GP : Ha? Ape bende? (dengan muka penuh interest dan teramat lah kepoh)
Me : Wife Mr. PrM kai tudung x? (dengan nada bisik yg teramat lah perlahan)
GP : Sape? (bisik blk)
Me : Wife Mr. PrM la. (stil dok berbisik sambil tunjuk ke arah tpt org yg dimaksudkan)
GP : Ohh. Wife dier pakai tudung and cermin mata. (ttibe ade extra info kn)
Me : Ohh. Td aku nampak dier dgn sape ntah. Anta dier kt bwh. Cun gile. Kurus. Lawa la.
GP : Aku tau. Aku mmg tau dier ade someone la. Cuma x sure sape. Aku pernah nampak dier berceting kt ym ber’baby’ dgn pompuan mane ntah. Tp aku sempat tgk gamba pompuan tu. Mmg lawa.
Me : Tu la psl. Lawa gile pompuan tu. Haih. Takut aku.

Hmm. It really got me thinking. It got me scared too. What if I was his wife? Naudzubillah. I don’t really know how I’m going to handle the whole thing. So I and my gossip partner came to a conclusion that no matter how many kids you have, you really have to take care of your appearance, especially your weight. It may seem a little bit unfair but that’s what I think we women should do. Btw, I saw Mr. PrM’s wife. She does look a little old. But she’s probably tired looking after their 2 little babies. Hmm. It’s really unfair. But, nonetheless, if they (men) can go out and have fun with hot skinny b*tches, we can make an effort to have guys drool over us as well right? We can be one of those Hot Mamas. Watch out skinny b*tches! :D

Oh and pls don’t get me wrong. I’m not encouraging all of you women out there turn yourself into hot mamas just so you can cheat on your husbands. Just merely to keep them by your side. Hehe. (mcm senang je kn.) Tp xpe. Usaha tangga kejayaan. :)

p/s : Dear God, whatever it is that you may want to test me with in future, pls let me be strong. And I pray that you spare me the heartache of having to go through a life with a cheating husband. Amin.