Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts

Monday, 14 June 2010

VPL

Hye.

I have always always hated VPL (sila google). It's gross OK. The whole world doesn't need to know that you have your panty on. Let alone what kind, colour etc. I never thought of it as sexy. Disgusting is more like it. What is so sexy about your panties cutting into your butt cheek? Let's not even discuss the fact that it is riding up your ass visibly. Doesn't it just say that your panty is a tad too small (or big), idiot? Eh kenapa aku emo? Sebab nya ialah, seluar aku semua dah ketat sekarang dan secara automatik, aku telah menjadi orang yg mempunyai VPL. Benci!

sexy ke ni? *pic googled*

p/s : Untuk yang malas nak google :
A visible panty line is the situation when the outline of a person's underwear is visible through the clothing. The underpants may be seen as a ridge or depression in the clothes, or as a result of the clothing material being sufficiently transparent. *source wikipedia*

Bye.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

'Like'

Hye.

Boleh tak kalau kau tak 'like' status sendiri kat FB? It's just weird OK. I don't know why I am so disturbed by this but it just feels so wrong. Memang la suka hati orang tu nak buat apa pun kn. Tapiiii aku tetap nak cakap aku irritated! Kalau kau 'like' status kau tu kadang-kadang ke xpe la jugak. Ni suma status kau kau nk 'like'. Kau cakap kau makan sorang pun kau nk 'like' ke??? Haih.

Bye.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Gemuk Adalah Trend Terkini

Hye.

A YM conversation that took place this morning.

NJ : salam
YT : wsalam
NJ : bz ka
NJ : da pregnant lom weh
YT : bz skit2 la
YT : hehe
YT : dh
NJ : poyo
NJ : bape bulan da
NJ : congrates
NJ : due bila
NJ : aku bln 7
YT : aku due april
YT : 7hb insyaAllah
NJ : haa
NJ : april ni ker
NJ : ang pregnant laie awal dr aku ker
NJ : aku due bln 7
YT : dh aku nk beranak bln 4 sah2 la aku pregnant awal dr kau
YT : ape daaa

Hmm. Malas nk ckp byk.

Oh the trip back home (Seremban & Penang) was a blast. Tiring but fun, all the way. Will upload pictures later if I feel up to it. Right now, I really miss my Mom and her cooking. :(

p/s : Gemuk adalah trend terkini! :D

Bye.

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

How?

Hye.

I was staring blankly at my PC screen not knowing what to type. I am not even sure how I ended up here. I have some things to share but none seems appropriate at the moment. So, nk wat ape ni? Hmm. *continue staring at the screen*

Bye.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

B*bi

Hye.

This entry is merely to clear my very dusty blog. Not that nothing has been happening in my life (hidup aku happening OK :p *in denial*), but I have been down with the worst i-dont-feel-like-doing-anything-but-watch-tv syndrome for months now.

Anyway, saje je nk citer. Pagi tadi on the way to work, aku nampak lori bawak b*bi. B*bi hutan pun ade. Ade yg pink bersih, ade yg itam, ade yg pink tp bontot itam. Haha. Matila sume aku observe. Sume mmg besar2. Patutla orang slalu ckp gemuk mcm ba alif ba ya. Memang gemuk pun b*abi2 tu. I wanted to wind down the window. Kot2 ade dengar bunyi2 mcm kat Farmville tu ke kan tapi my Darling cakap jangan. Takut H1N1. Boleh? Nak je aku cakap, Acai siap makan lagi, sihat walafiat je. :p Tapi aku kn isteri mithali *hi aritha*, maka adalah aku diam je la.

So, tu je la citer aku arini. Motif sangat kn bulan puasa citer psl b*bi. Haih. OK lah.

Bye.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Simply Too Busy

Hye.

I seriously can't stand looking at my own blog. It's really collecting dust and beginning to develop spiderwebs at every corner. I know it's my own doing. I'm not even blaming anyone (not even myself, haha!).

Well you see, I have lots of things happening but I'm just too lazy to write it down here. When I'm not doomed by the clouds of laziness, I'm just simply too busy with other things (read : Farmville). Haha. Yes, you read right. You know how everyone is super-crazy about farming on Farmville? Unfortunately yours truly is one of them. I can't remember who got me started. I think it was my SIL (matila salahkn org lain).

To tell you the truth, I was kinda reluctant to accept the request initially. Although it took me quite some time, but in the end, I acccepted it anyway. And today, I'm farming like nobody's business. Hehe. And oh, not to forget I managed to turn quite a number of my friends into 'petani modens' just like me! :D With that said and done, I think it's time I retire from farming and concentrate on building up my Mafia empire. :p So, Mafia Wars, here I come!

kalau tak retire, cani la aku ngan Darling ku nnt :p

p/s : To Amal (if you're reading this), have a safe trip to America (haha!). Sorry tak dpt blk jumpe Amal before Amal fly. You know why kn? :) Anyway, here's wishing you all the best, take care and be safe. Will be missing you greatly. :D

Bye.

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Is It Me?

I have no idea what is wrong with these people. Or is it me? Hmm.

Conversation #1 - took place after we learnt about TheCompany’s new policy.

Me : Kau dh decide ke sape yg nk blah kalau perlu?
IM : Dh..Aku la..Hehe..
Me : Apsal kau pulak?
IM : Aku senang skit cari keje...Pompuan susah la..
Me : Hmm..Kalau aku yg kene blah, aku nk dok umah blaja jahit baju..
IM : Wah..Isteri mithali..Baik nye kau nk jahitkn baju Hadi..
Me : @#$#%^*&^!!! Motif? Kalau dok umah jahit baju Hadi bkn aku dpt duit pun. Aku nk amek tempahan jahit baju org la..
IM : Ohhh..

Boleh x? If I were (forced) to quit my job, do you think I’d be staying home sewing my husband’s clothes? Unless I can pay all my debts dgn menjahit baju dier, ok la kn? Haih.

Conversation #2 - took place after the internet connection at the office was restored

AF : Nok..
Me : Ye~

AF : Bz ke?
Me : Agak la.. Tp aku malas la nk wat keje..Lama sgt dh project ni..Aku boring..
AF : Bile abis?
Me : Ptt ujung thn ni..Tp mcm ada kemungkinan delay skit lagi..March 2010 kot..
AF : Mak aiii..Lama nya..Haha..Bile start project ni?
Me : 2005
AF : OMIGODS! Lama nya!!
Me : Wah..Ttibe je byk pulak Tuhan kau kn? :p

Perlu ke omigods?? Bkn kau Islam ke? Haih.