The reason I’m actually here today is because I’m just too lazy to work. Who works on Fridays anyway? Hehe. So, I wanna share a little story with you people. A telephone conversation between me and a weird stranger.
There I was watching According to Jim on the telly when my handphone rang. I looked at it and it wasn’t a familiar number. I don’t usually pick up if I don’t recognize the caller, but on that day, I did. Here goes the conversation…
Me : Hello
She : Hello. Ni sape?
Me : (menyirap darah aku kalau org tepon pastu tanye soklan camni) Nk ckp dgn sape?
She : Ade x call number 012 – xxxxxx td?
Me : Xde pun. (dgn confident nyer)
She : Xde. Number ni ade miss call number 012 – xxx xxxx td. Tu psl sy call nk tanye ni.
Me : Ni sape? I x pnah call number ni pun.
She : Ohh x. Mmg la bkn number ni. Number ni 012 –yyy yyyy. Sy tanye number td tu.
Me : Tu number sape?
She : Tu number tunang sy. Dier ckp ni number laki. Maybe kwn adik dier.
Me : Sape nama tunang awak?
She : Nafi.
Me : Hah? X kenal. Nama adik dier?
She : Kepen.
Me : X kenal jgk. Sy x kenal tunang awak and adik dier. Rs nya sy x pnah pun terdail number tunang awk tu. Cube cek betul2.
She : Sy dh cek la td tu. Ni yg sy call number ni. Dier suruh sy call.
Me : (wth? apsal tunang kau suh call?) Sori. X kenal sesape pun.
She : Ok lah. Tp ni number laki ke pompuan?
Me : (ayo pompuan ni. ttp kn??) Ni number sy.
She : Ohh. Number pompuan la ek. So mmg x pnah call number td tu ek?
Me : (nk je aku jwb, x lah, bkn pompuan, ni number pondan) X pnah.
She : Ok lah.
And then I hung up. My goodness. Wth? I really do not understand why she did what she did and why he asked her to call whichever number that miscalled him on his handphone! I told my Darling about the whole weird episode and he laughed and said, ‘Keji la pompuan gile jealous nak mampus.’ Something that never crossed my mind. Haha. She was probably checking her fiance’s handphone or something. But the truth is I never did dial his number. I actually checked my dialed numbers just to be sure. No such number. Weird kn? Hmm.

On a completely different note, tomorrow, this lovely space will turn 1. :D Yes people, I have been pouring my hearts out here for a year. :) Good thing this space tidak boleh berkata-kata. Kalau x, mesti aku kene maki kn. Hehe. Thanks bloggy. Just for being there everytime I need you to. Happy Birthday! XOXO~



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