Power Abuse

Hye. Example of domestic power abuse (if there’s actually such a thing). A conversation at dinner between a husband (who eats a lot but NEVER get fat) and a wife (who is trying to lose the muffin top she developed recently) :

Hubby : Come, have some rice.

Wifey : No! (while looking at the rice like its her sworn enemy)

Hubby : Skitttt ja. Mai la rasa. U masak, xkn u x mkn pulak. Dah la u puasa kn arini.

Wifey : Xpa la. I dh rasa time I masak. I really don’t want any rice. Kan I dh makan oats dgn susu. Kenyang dah.

Hubby : Mana nk cukup makan camtu. U won’t have enough energy nnt. I suap skitt ja. Promise.

Wifey : Tidak mahu!

Hubby : Ni nak derhaka kt I ka? *dgn muka serius*

Wifey : *trus nganga sambil tunggu nasik disuapkn*